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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

camouflages:

do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside

ineloquentformalities:

lovi-chan:

Am I kicked out of the fandom yet or

HELP ME

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

  • me:

    *points to video game character*

  • me:

    trash and an asshole

  • me:

    hes the love of my life

  • me on a spanish test:

    cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

principal-lee:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

principal-lee:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me.