fucking cuddle with me you bitch
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
*points to video game character*
trash and an asshole
hes the love of my life
cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*